Even after is is established that Rick Perry is a complete imbecile, he will go on using the same incorrect information and his followers will devour it, in that classic willfully ignorant GOP/Tea Klan kind of way.
Rick Perry was a registered Democrat until 1989. There’s more sincerity in Katie Price’s left toenail than Rick Perry’ll show in a year and I’ll believe he’s actually an imbecile the day I see a Texan actually ride a horse to school. He is an expert opportunist and politician, and Dems underestimate him at their own peril.
“You wouldn’t have that many people uninsured in Texas if you didn’t have the federal government.” - Rick Perry, blaming the federal government for Texas’s last place finish in insuring state citizens.
dear sweet mother of god i’m so sorry texas
I don’t know how I’m going to make it through 2012 if he wins the candidacy.
I might just, like, dissolve into a fit of apoplexy or something.
He is just not sufferable.
“I’ll tell you one thing: The EPA officials we have an opportunity to put in place, they’re going to be pro-business, and there’s not going to be any apologies to anybody about it,” he said. “Those agencies won’t know what hit ‘em.”
- Rick Perry, speaking at a campaign stop in his home state…
now that Rick Perry’s on the national stage, EVERYONE gets to be infuriated by his bullshit! Wheeeee!
The theory here seems to be that up until now God has been angry at Texas, or perhaps indifferent to Texas’ plight, water-wise. So if enough Texans pray over the next three days, it’ll basically be like everyone waving at once, saying, “Hey, God! A little help here!” Whereupon, God will say, “Oh — Texas! I forgot you guys were there!” And then he’ll say, “Well, I had this plan that stretches from here until the end of time, and the drought played a small but significant part in that plan…but heck, since you all prayed so nicely, here’s some rain.”
It’s good to know that this is the kind of thing that occupies Rick Perry’s time.